The shortest version of this blog is the title. From here on out I’m just going to bitch about it.

SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is wrong with most of you. Let me ask you a question-

How much time do you really save when you type this as a status:

“u r truely a dumb girl… pitty u’ll learn the hard way… I tried helping u.”

Versus:

“You are truly a dumb girl…Pity you’ll learn the hard way…I tried helping you.”

Come on, really? This isn’t even the worst example I could find, this was just one of the recent ones that came to mind.

I love slang, and I use slang, so I have no qualms there…but when the hell did it become cool to just fuck the spelling of other words and disregard grammar. If you’re writing a status, then those words are something that everyone is going to see. Do you really want to appear fucking retarded?

When you ritually spell things wrong, be it on Facebook or anywhere on the internet, your brain gets used to it. Next thing you know you’re going to be putting “thurr” instead of “there” on a final paper for a class or even worse, a job application. Step your game up, retards.

Then again…your lack of general spelling and grammar makes it even easier for me to succeed. So never mind, keep it up.