This was just now…I realize you could read this at any time…so it was 12:38 am (thats night time if you forget the 12 pm/am like me)

Nate:i think i have a soul now and it sucks…all i had to do was make a tiny little lie and i couldve gotten sex…and i didnt…fuckses

Sean:what lie

Nate:ehhh something about potential for a relationship or something lame like that

Sean: ohhh, with herpes girl

Nate: but nooooo nate had to be nice or something…yeah, i cant stand the level of dumb it reached

Sean: so she wouldn’t one night stand it, that sucks

Nate: well, she wouldn’t friend sex it either…i mean, i was thinking like…3 night stand

Sean:ohhh, gotcha

Nate: oh well

Sean: she just not right for nate?

Nate: ok, imagine it this way..with me…you know me, and whenever i bring up something related to dmb, the servant, moontaxi, the matrix, beer brewing…anything..i try to divulge some sort of new information or neat fact that you haven’t heard so that you can learn something…well what if every time one of those came up i just said “OH MY GOD THATS MY FAVORITE” about everything…how long would it be before you moved out/shot me

Sean: so you don’t think she’s being genuine? or even if she is, its just too annoying

Nate:oh no, i believe its genuine, genuinely stupid…and she doesn’t get my jokes; thats like criteria #1. i feel weird because ive never really said that…but shes just not the brightest bunny in the mansion

Sean: she’s too infatuated with you

Nate: that too

Sean: but anyhoo, i gotta go to bed

Nate: not infatuated enough to suck a dick though…heyo!…ok, ttyl…im turning this into a blog post

Sean: do it…later

Nate: peace

Slightly edited for fluidity/grammar…not much else…I love that my fb chats are blog worthy…at least worthy enough when i’m too lazy to post anything real…

So in this case, concerning the Sad Girl/Angry Girl Paradox…it ended up being sad girl…oh well…next girl will be angry, I promise…

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