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Models and Mortals

By Pagan Student Union

Here we go again…

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Hex and the City

By Pagan Student Union

People have told me over the years that their lives are pretty normal and, well, boring. They say, “You know what I mean?” when they ramble about their parents never letting them stay out past 11 or how their siblings go through their most secret of possession. I guess I always nodded, but to tell you the truth…I have led a pretty interesting life.

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Tate Page Treats

By Nate Was Here

I wish I had my camera…maybe I’ll take one tomorrow…

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Nah, I don't have a gambling problem, why do you ask?

By Nate Was Here

Ok, I like to play some cards here and there, and maybe a little sports betting or horse racing on occasion; those would probably be the most prominent types of gambling in my life; but now, I have a new favorite. Betting on porn. Yeah, that’s right…lemme explain how this came about.

I was visiting my friend who just moved into her new house, so of course she was having a small party to break the house in. During some drunken conversation she mentioned the “porn party” she and her friends threw at their place; here’s the scoop on the “porn party”. Just in case you haven’t seen it, there’s a type of porn that takes place at a college party, where there’s always some girl(s) getting fucked on a couch/in a shower/on a chair/on the floor/in their roommate’s bed in front of a bunch of people who are always yelling and shouting and having a blast. They seem real enough, but sadly, they are planned by the porn companies. Alas, a piece of me died when I learned that these were a farce. Anyways, the company paid my friends 600 dollars to throw a party and let some of their stars fuck there in front of people. As an extra parting gift, they gave my friends a free dvd of some of their previous work. Someone tonight told them to put it in to watch…why not? So that is why we were watching porn…I don’t know why I took so long to explain why, it’s not like I’m trying to defend myself from watching it…I watch it all the time, in fact I’ll probably watch some later.

Anyways, we were watching the beginning of the first girl, and someone bet that she sucked at giving oral, it was funny, but he wasn’t serious, yet. I realized immediately what needed to happen. I checked my pockets for single bills….success! We were gonna bet on some porn. A few of us were in on the betting, laying down bills on bets like this:

-What color panties?
-Who would get oral first?
-What would the first position be?
-What would the last position be before the cumshot?
-Where the the cumshot be?

Thats how it went down, and to tell you the truth, I had more fun betting on porn that I have had playing poker or betting on sports and horses in a long long time. I highly recommend it next time you have a party…It’s a bangin’ good time.

Union Bay Update: The jeans are still unwashed and unstinky/undirty (i.e. clean). Its been over 5 months.

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  1. I think you need to tell the world you washed your damn jeans.

    — Michael · Jul 18, 01:23 AM · #

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