Originally posted as part of the February 2009 issue.
Lisa Sparxxx Sleeps With Bowling Green
Country Girl Gone Wild Isn't Here for a One Night Stand
/ Ashton Variot
Lisa Sparxxx has been acting in porn for 7 years, and hopes to make it in the Hall of Fame one day.
When Lisa Sparxxx meets her cable man at the door with no make-up and sweats, the scene does not turn into some ravaging sex romp in the reflection of a flat-screen TV. The cableman is there to fix her cable.
And when Sparxxx visits the local Moe’s to get her burrito rolled, there is nothing exchanged between her and her waiter but the total and her choice of beans or rice. She is there to eat lunch.
Yes, she has sought awards for being the Hottest MILF, but when Sparxxx is playing Soccer Mom on the sideline here in Bowling Green, she is there to watch her daughter, to cheer her on. She’s a parent, too.
“It’s a persona,” Sparxxx says, referring to her down and dirty image in the adult industry. “I’m completely not like that in real life. People don’t understand that.” She has been a self-proclaimed “mattress actress” for 7 years, and has no thoughts of retiring just yet.
Having been in over 300 adult films, in a slew of high resolution photos, and even cartooned-up on the sites she and husband Jeff Sparxxx co-run to promote her porn and “dating” business ventures, Lisa holds a record worth touting in the porn world, as well. In 2004, she accomplished the daunting feat of sleeping with the world record most men in a day. That’s 919 men to be exact.
Lisa’s job is not only taboo for her duties, but also a little out of the ordinary for hours.
“Out of a whole year, I probably cumulatively work, when I’m actually shooting stuff, two months,” Lisa says. “And the rest of the time I’m on Myspace keeping the interest up. And of course, I’m a mommy. Does that count as job? I play Rock Band with my daughter.”
Lisa and Jeff’s daughter is 10 years old and according to Lisa, still grossed out by the idea of sex in general. But the couple has partially and honestly explained Lisa’s line of work to her because it was hard to take business calls and work out of their home and hide it from the stealthy, curious little girl.
Comment [11]
As a Larue County resident, when we found out that a porn store was an alumni of our high school… we were fucking hyped.
It’s about time that place produces someone famous that isn’t Abe Lincoln.
So, who was #919? And how sloppy was that?
— BigRedTool · Feb 9, 10:15 AM · #
Well…I was #918, if that gives you any idea…
— Nate Washere · Feb 9, 09:55 PM · #
She says you were the best of all that she remembers.
— BigRedTool · Feb 10, 07:08 AM · #
Those pictures are disappointing. If you were going for tasteful, it didn’t work, they are hot and slightly pornographic.
Also, this story went in the wrong direction and was uninteresting. Needs more scandal and juicy goodness. The only good part about it is the fact that it is about Lisa Sparxxx.
The point of the story wasn’t to be a porn.
That’s what porn is for.
— Brittany Sowacke · Feb 15, 07:45 PM · #
honestly the only way i knew she even existed was because i watched manswers, great show.
919 men is a little over 38 men per hour in a 24 hour day. How is that even possible?